Retch

Long story cut very short - so short I'm not actually gonna bother explaining the title.

Isn't this blog site great?

You can totally just rant your fucking arse off about whatever the fuck is pissing you off and no one cares! It's fan-fucking-tastic! Like if someone's pissing you off so you can't rant because you don't want them to get even bitchier at you, you can take a load off on here and leave it at that. Just to get it out of you. And then if you're really lucky, you have a few people here to cheer you up.

I can't stop thinking about 2:37 but that always happens when I see a film that's wowed me.

Alice in Wonderland is coming out soon and I'm taking two of my sisters, my best friend, her friend from college (who's a gay crossdreser, he's fantastic) and my mother...which I'm fine with but we're going to Pizza Hut :(

I could probably get away with a small salad...maybe.

Oh fuck...they know I always have salted popcorn when I go to the cinima...what's the calorie count in that?

You know, I might stop writing on here...

It's said that if you bottle things up you explode worse than if you let it out.

I wanna explode in such a way that people won't be able to make a fucking joke out of it, but they probably will because that's what people are like, they're more fucking sick than I am.

But whatever man. No one listens to stupid fucking psycho's anyway. It doesn't matter if you hurt yourself, only if you hurt other people. That's okay though, I prefer to feel the pain myself.